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- Holocaust survivors with dementia
- Bacon bits in the almond flakes container
- Freshmen that don’t fucking turn off the showers
- A picture of Obama touching a little boy’s face during a black history month event
- Fresh spinach in the salad bar!
- A twitter account devoted to stuff a girl hears her boyfriend say in his sleep
- Going to the laundry room and having every washer available
- The lifetime orgasm gap
- Edward Snowden’s girlfriend’s abs
- Musée d'Orsay being in Paris and not Baltimore
- The thought that maybe all of this crying means there’s an alien inside me even though there’s like a 92% (?) chance against that
- The other 8%
- Jesuits
- Reading this list and crying about crying